Elephant Stew
A vintage typed funny/joke recipe for Elephant Stew; make Elephant Stew with an elephant, salt, pepper, and two rabbits are optional.
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Ingredients
- 1 elephant
- Salt & pepper
- 2 rabbits optional
Method
- First, cut the elephant into bite-size pieces. This will probably take about 2 weeks.
- Salt and pepper to taste.
- Cook over kerosene fire at 475-degrees for 8 days.
Notes
This will serve 1,360 people. If more are expected, add two rabbits. Do this only if necessary as most people don't like to find a hare in their stew.